The Kingdom of Womble 744 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.623 billion Womble 744ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Womble 744ian economy, worth 482 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 45,455 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,962 per year while the poor average 2,849, a ratio of 102 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, surveillance cameras are banned, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 744's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 744 is ranked 121,991^st in the world and 1,264^th in Chicken overlords for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.